I now have a cellphone and preschool learns about sex.

Ok, I finally got a Korean cellphone.  I took over the contract from someone named Pat.  I had seen an ad on craigslist where someone wanted someone to take over their contract on their phone. I sent Pat a picture, but all I knew was that Pat had red hair, because Pat told me so. 

I went to the Gwanghwamun exit on Saturday and was there at noon.  I first saw a white girl and her hair was auborn and I thought it was Pat.  "Hey Pat, how's it going?" "Um... I'm not Pat."

Nope it wasn't Pat.  It was Pat's girlfriend.  Then Pat arrived and we went into the Olleh Store, Olleh is a cellphone company here in Korea. 

A crappy first shot with the new cell phone of  the Olleh store I signed my contract for the phone from Pat.

 Here's the second crappy cellphone picture I took!

Olleh has funny commercials in Korean with this middle-aged married couple.  

Ok I could not find the couple commercial, 

but I found some Darth Vader commercials for Olleh.

Actually this is four commercials and I bet ladies you wish you could do the fourth commercial when there is a long line for the bathroom.

Oh now here is some good stuff from school the kids had a training called "Child Empowerment"  

Here are the children sitting in the library.

The entire lesson was Korean.  The woman brought out girl and boy dolls and talked about vaginas and penises.  The dolls were anatomically correct.

Then she brought out adult dolls and showed the same private parts and also the woman's breasts.  

Then she brought out the sperm!

Here is how the woman showed a sperm fertilizing an egg.

 If you can't see here is a better view.

She had a magnet to made the sperm swim from man peninsula to woman vagina.  Wait.... now that I think of it penis..... penisula.... oh wow

Well after the sexy river ride the woman brought out a pregnant doll and the pregnant doll gave birth and the baby came out with the placenta still attached.  The woman explained that that's where their belly buttons came from.  

Then of course she put a pregnant body suit on the children and a boy first?

 Looking pretty good there boy.  

Make sure you remember this day
 in 25 years when your wife is complaining of swollen ankles.  

Then there was a girl who put on the pregnant body suit, oh she's carrying the weight really low.... Must be a boy!

Then no Child Empowerment Training would be complete without Stranger Danger!!!!!!!!

"Hey Kid come here, I got some kimchi and rice in my van for you."

"Why are you running away kid, I also have some Korean Shrimp chips in my van for you too"